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Monday, August 31, 2009 at 9:39 PM

omg today i went back to my primary school. how nostalgic ._." i saw my primary 4 classmate. and considerately took note of his "admonishing" glares. yes, really nostalgic. it's been like i think four years now? looks like i've garnered myself a lot of hate from him. for a moment i was wondering why he was seemingly looking really pissed and all...and glaring at me...yeah that's when he made me remember what i did. omg. honestly, I AM SO SORRY J.P. back then,i was dumb and rash(i still am, but less rash). sorry if i sort of "traumatized" you. hope i didn't affect your hearing. gawd so embarrassing when i look back into the past. and i sort of remembered that ever since that incident, i don't think you ever talked to me. whateverrr. not like i needed it anyway. and i confirmed that you still hate me after i heard you telling your younger brother blahblahblah...,"...that (my full name)" fine be anti-(my full name) idc. but one thing i really need you and people to know is that, i really didn't mean to make you injured. I'M SO SO SO SO VERY SORRY.　ほんとに　ほんとに　ごめなさい。정말 너무 진심이 미안하다. and even if you don't forgive(or hate) me it's okay. after saying this, i still don't feel any much better ._." this sucks.

anyway, i went to T3 to eat at popeyes. so filling. and YOU STUPID PEOPLE(tiara, laura and possibly kimbo) that keep trying to step my on feet. i swear the next thing i step on will be your face if you DO step on my shoes. and fatin, yes. you stepped on my shoes on purpose. be prepared to taste my shaolin foot on wednesday. oh and note to self: never ever eat KFC's mashed potato(sauce contains chicken fat).

oh yeah, the other day my mum was looking at a sparrow(it's small) and said how much she preferred the new zealand birds like seagulls cause they were bigger and fatter. so i commented: "yeah you love those big, fat birds cause they've got bigger surface area. thus making them easier to shoot down, right?" i'm so morbid.

the other day as well at my cousin's farewell party(she's going to ja-pan!) then my dad was like talking(with all the adults) about how indecent and perverse priests were back then and even now cause they like molest little kids. so i was like "chop it off lah" then all the adults looked at me, all aghast. and jasmine's like "huh, WHUT?! chop what off?" and she caught on a few seconds later, "ouhhh.. HAHHAHA" but seriously, if the priests themselves can't control themselves then WE help them lah. talk about a loving and caring community. and it's the root of the whole problem. so we just nip it in the bud lah. -.-"

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 3:17 AM

got another one at mylifeisaverage.com
Today, I saw a drunk guy claim that he was George Washington. When asked for two forms of ID, he pulled out a dollar and a quarter. He wins. MILA<<< LOL?!
Today, my computer told me I didn't have the authority to shut it down. So, I unplugged it. I win. MLIA.<<Today, I adjusted the fry scale at work so the customers get more fries then they paid for. I feel like a crusader for justice. MLIA.<< ._.
Today, I met the guy whose locker is next to mine. He has a British accent. I now have a good reason to wake up and go to school. MLIA <Today, my dad and I had an argument because I didn't pre-wash a bowl before putting it in the dishwasher. He thought the dishwasher couldn't handle a completely dirty bowl, and I disagreed, so we decided to bet on it. I went back before the dishwasher went on and washed the bowl to assure my victory. He has no idea. MLIA.<Today I was eating a cupcake when the phone rang. I panicked and stuffed the entire cupcake into my mouth. I still don't know why I did that. MLIA <Today, while reading iPod insurance information, it said on page thirteen that the plan does not cover, "...lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes." I wondered how often God breaks people's iPods. MLIA <<Today in class my teacher was telling us how we could look at things under the microscope. His words were, "just stick it in there and play around with it." I laughed noticeably loud and half-whispered to my friend, "that's what she said" my teacher heard, laughed and gave me a high five. I can't wait to go back tomorrow. MLIA <<Today, I found a piece of a wrapper, and it said "Fun". I looked on the the back and it said, "Expires September 8." My first day of school is September 8. That's one smart wrapper. MLIA <Today, I was wearing a green polo, while eating a green apple on my walk to class. I passed a guy in a red polo, eating a red apple. We nodded to each other. I feel we connected. MLIA. <<Today I wanted to buy a Where's Waldo book. I couldn't find it anywhere in the bookstore. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA.<<Today, I set my laptop background to a Where's Waldo page. Instead of writing notes on the class lecture, I spent 55 minutes searching for Waldo. The teacher pointed me out as a concentrated and dedicated student. Success. MLIA. <Today, I wore a shirt that said, "Everyone lies." Later, when a boy asked for my name, I gave him a false one. I felt this was okay because I had given him forewarning. MLIA. <<Yesterday, my math teacher said he would treat us like college students. Today, he gave us cookies for getting the right answer on our logic problems. Needless to say, I can't wait for college. MLIA <<Today I bought a mood ring. When I put it on it automatically turned purple. Looking at the instructions sheet it told me that purple means average. MLIA
Today I got my hair cut. I hate salon talk, so I made up an entirely new identity. I told the stylist I am going to Yale and majoring in comedy. She believed me. MLIA.
Today I was being dragged to my brother's college orientation. It was very boring until they announced the full name of the school, Furman University of Christian Knights. Acronyms are awesome. MLIA <

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at 2:53 AM

HAHAHA OMG this is funny crap as found on fmylife.com
Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML <<< LMAO AT THIS OMG -died-
Today, I was sleeping with my window open like I have for the past week. My doctor told me that if I did that, my asthma would be gone. It was, along with my laptop, TV, wallet, watch, and the food from my fridge. FML<Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML << HAHA. -roflmao-
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, my little sister recieved a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and says,"Cant you just act pretty?" FML<<Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!". I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a midget, she was standing up. FML<Today, while at an amusement park my husband left me to walk with all of our friends because he said that I moved too slow. I'm pregnant. FML<<Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML<<Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML<<Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML<
hahah anyway i shouldn't post too much. but i totally laughed my butt off reading it

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 9:14 PM

today was a total mess. i think i'm gonna be thrown into normal stream soon. i wanna get out of this stupid school. f---. now my mum just pissed me off. RIGHT after i just cooled down. so agitated. people. who. don't. do. anything. don't. deserve. to. live. to my group members[shan't specify which]: as a friend, i can't exactly say you're the best. as a member, you're a screw-up. i'm not saying I'M the only one not at fault. i have a part in this i admit. as a member, i also just screwed up. get lost i don't wanna talk to you people at the moment. awesome, right? 0(zero) for english radio report. radio report takes up TWENTY-FIVE percent of our overall marks for english. so to the person who said "oh, it's just small percentage lah. it's fine",out of a hundred marks, you already lost TWENTY-FIVE marks. so the most you can ever dream of getting is seventy-five. BUT what kind of person can score a perfect score in composition and oral presentation? not possible right? especially for me and you with this kind of standard. and, excuse me, you wanna lie/ make an excuse, MAKE A VALID ONE. cause, seriously the rest of your brain is actually fine. but who can think so if your brain is so retarded in the sense you can't make valid reasons(lies)? HONESTLY, i don't care if you lie, but just make it believable/your "reason" valid, i'll be happy with your bullcrap. seriously, i really won't complain.
bottom-line: you wanna lie, lie well/believably.
to future group members out there: if i you give me a stupid reason and act like it's so important, i swear i will drag you down to hell, regardless who you are---my friend or "best" friend.

chill.......-gonnafusesoon- chillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchillchill. oh yeah, my day totally was not my day. my "not my day" days are more frequent.
1. stepped onto the wrong bus on the way to school.
2. [not to be voiced out]
3. i failed english overall. (radio report left me with a perfectly, round digit.)
kudos to everyone in my life, you're the best. mwah.


non-rant: made a new record of hugging for a whole minute. :D credits: fiona! <3

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 11:22 PM

note to self: snap out of it.

wishlist:
1. wallet
2. new shoesxzxz
3. note book

YUS i'm almost there. :D

today i went to liang's house. wha, i never knew she eats so much for dinner. and AND she stuffed me to become a stuffed pig. her mum's friendly and nice. too bad i can't speak chinese that well ._." anyway i forgot to thank her mum for the dinner D; THANKS ANYWAY! and this was the first time i ever ate soo much protein in my entire life. anyway i gotta go to school by myself again...-sobs- IDC i was seriously lying about the part that i wouldn't mind going to school by myself again tomorrow. i mean seriously what are the odds of seeing that person again. 1 out of 1000000000000...[to be continued] and i rather get more sleep than to see his face again -.-" NOW that i've moved to the first row. i feel reallyyyy pissed like WTF so what if i'm short?! i can still see and hear right?! and like when i sat down right, i was like "what the-!" THE DAMNED BOARD WAS LIKE SMACK IN MY FACE. it was so zoomed in it literally caused me a headache. like ugh. like seriously joanna i did not intentionally mean to deprive you of your "prized" seat. i'd rather have yours. and because im soo upfront, when i fall a sleep i'll like what? obviously i'll be caught right? "-_-" and i can't help it cause i'm sooo tired. and if only i were sent to school, i would have more sleep. AND ben, sthu oh what " oh wtf why does SHE have to be sent to school when SHE's sec 1? when I was sec 1 i had to go to school by myself until i was sec 2" oh okay lah. because of that i never stepped into the car since then. oh then this year what? "oh wtf, i didn't go to school by car when i was sec 2" BULLCRAP. oh then what next year if we still have a car? "ouuhhh, wtf i wasn't even sent to school when i was in sec 3" well, SCREW YOU BEN. because you never were in sec 3. you were in NJC and dad sent you there EVERY DAY, when you were in IP1 and sent you to school EVERYDAY EVER SINCE YOU TURNED SEC 2. so don't talk bull. don't purposely alter your dumb memories. i remember what i hate. just get that.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 11:09 PM

lols. today i ranted all my frustrations to alzp & cherie. i felt mean after that. hahaha. SHHH. anyway, omg i had the shock of my life this morning. i think i have a new neighbor. never saw him before LOL. sadly i don't know any of my neighbors. no, never talked to them. yes, i'm anti-social. shaddup. :X i only saw one line to my neighbors. quite standard actually : "what floor?" LOL martha joyce was just laughing at me because of that.
2NE1 forever! :]

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Monday, August 24, 2009 at 10:11 PM

someone was lying on me while i was sleeping during class. who was it? betterr own up ahh, you totally disrupted my sleep! >:l it was already bad enough that the table was HARD and DUSTY.

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Monday, August 17, 2009 at 7:30 PM

Okay i just begged my mother to let me see a psychiatrist before i fuse my circuit or something. seriously people these days are getting really annoying.
one incident at KFC. i didn't ask you to change MY DRINK right? i only turned behind to ask my friend if either of them wanted to change with me. oh WHAOW and you get pissed just because of that. and then you act really pissed towards my friend? openly expressing your unhappiness. "service with a smile" dear. you ain't got that. you should be FIRED.
another incident at the bus stop. -innocently waits for the bus at the bus stop- i turn on my radar to see if my bus is coming or not. BUT there are a few fat-asses blocking my view. WHAOW AWSUMM right? so this girl thought i was staring at her. gawddd i have better things to look at hun. and she tells her friends>>friends look back and exclaim "OH.MAI.GAD. a NERD" -laughs- seriously so what if i look like a nerd it's not as if you look any betterr and i'm obviously so much smarterr [thank God] too bad you have a less functional brain than mine[thank God] oh and too bad you're "bigger-sized" than i am. oh no, but that's already in the FAT category. [thank God] well look at this : -points double middle finger- HAH! ah beat me up lah. come lah. i'll still look a hundred times better than you even if you mess up my face. shows how shit-ugly you are. AWSUMM. so here's my response to you "OH.MAI.GAD. a fat-ass! oh no, i mean a GROUP of them :O"

great right? aren't these sufficient enough reasons to get to see a shrink for anger management cause i seriously don't wanna trouble my friends :] MAWMMMMM I WANNA SHRINK NAUWWW.
oh yeahh i also learn how to solve a conflict in school today. really works you know. person calls me nerd. me reaction : eh *****, talking about me ah. whaaa you know right i feel SO hurt right now -sobs- please don't say such stuff about other people. or i'll rip your head right off. [but since i'm not strong enough^^] i'll break your neck. hows about that? gosh people are so considerate these days.

-smiles-^^

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at 7:30 PM

Okay i just begged my mother to let me see a psychiatrist before i fuse my circuit or something. seriously people these days are getting really annoying.
one incident at KFC. i didn't ask you to change MY DRINK right? i only turned behind to ask my friend if either of them wanted to change with me. oh WHAOW and you get pissed just because of that. and then you act really pissed towards my friend? openly expressing your unhappiness. "service with a smile" dear. you ain't got that. you should be FIRED.
another incident at the bus stop. -innocently waits for the bus at the bus stop- i turn on my radar to see if my bus is coming or not. BUT there are a few fat-asses blocking my view. WHAOW AWSUMM right? so this girl thought i was staring at her. gawddd i have better things to look at hun. and she tells her friends>>friends look back and exclaim "OH.MAI.GAD. a NERD" -laughs- seriously so what if i look like a nerd it's not as if you look any betterr and i'm obviously so much smarterr [thank God] too bad you have a less functional brain than mine[thank God] oh and too bad you're "bigger-sized" than i am. oh no, but that's already in the FAT category. [thank God] well look at this : -points double middle finger- HAH! ah beat me up lah. come lah. i'll still look a hundred times better than you even if you mess up my face. shows how shit-ugly you are. AWSUMM.

great right? aren't these sufficient enough reasons to get to see a shrink for anger management cause i seriously don't wanna trouble my friends :] MAWMMMMM I WANNA SHRINK NAUWWW.
oh yeahh i also learn how to solve a conflict in school today. really works you know. person calls me nerd. me reaction : eh *****, talking about me ah. whaaa you know right i feel SO hurt right now -sobs- please don't say such stuff about other people. or i'll rip your head right off. [but since i'm not strong enough^^] i'll break your neck. hows about that? gosh people are so considerate these days.

-smiles-^^

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 at 7:36 PM

i just wonder why teachers give their students false hope. they should at least be more realistic right? "oh class, i know all of you have the ability and talent to do well and get distinctions." by the word "all", who are you referring to? the top scorers? even so, what you guys say are a load of bullSHIT. and you're a teacher come on, you should be helping your students to IDENTIFY their problems. if not they'll never be able to score. unless you think those who just don't get it cmi then cmi lah. "oh the test was set to your ability." wow. hmm i wonder. "set to YOUR ability" you can't be so sure right? it refers to each and everyone's personal ability right? so you can't be so sure because obviously, there are some who are below that ability level you set for us. so you can't just say empty words like that.
<3 history teacher is still the best. despite the fact i didn't score as well as hoped, you don't give empty words like that right? awsummm :] and at least you helped me identify my mistake. thanks seriously [no sarcasm whatsoever]

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ZOMG SO FUNN
Thursday, August 6, 2009 at 10:57 PM

OMG TODAY WAS THE BESTEST DAYYYY EVERRR.

YESTERDAY
laura was talking about how she disliked this certain person/people with certain characteristics?
"she has a high-pitched voice"
"D; i have a high-pitched voice"
"no you don't-...she's whiney"
"D; i am whiney."
"but she's squeaky!"
"i'm squeaky too."
"no you're not"
-thinking:high pitched voice when whiney=obviously squeaky-"i am"
"okay. well you don't act like that when i'm around"
":]" HAHA. was trying to annoy you dear. i obviously know what you mean, but that's how i am too. LOL

TODAY
FREE PERIOD TODAY WAS AWSUM; played titi[<>O_O!!!...... i was like "NO NO NO NO IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE!" and she sort of calmed down. haha she made(forced) me promise to like wash it off before stepping out of school. she didn't want people to call up the school. other then my friends watching me get a makeover, people who saw me that moment seriously freaked so imagine what would have happened if i really stepped onto the bus like that. oh and when i went down the staircase there were like seniors talking and blocking the way and then she saw me and her eyes progressed from ._. to o_o to O_O! and she immediately got out of the way :O i guess it looked really real. haha and my other classmate was laughing at me cause it looked really gross. then when i had to wash off the one on my wrist i was like D;! and tiara just scratched it off. then i went to church! :D auntie grace and pastor chua are like so nice, so nice i feel awkward. they offered me porridge. i politely declined the offer, but they were so persistent so i'm like "sure..:]" haha i actually ate porridge(it was the watery kind), i hated it but like i can't say no. usually i would leave loads of leftovers in my bowl. but i even drank all the water in the porridge. im not saying it sucked though, it just doesnt suit my taste. and so sorry chris about your ice cream, it was sooo good D;
after my drumming session i learnt How Great Is Our God from korkor/uncle wenhao. haha he kept criticizing my nails. tsk i know you very jealous lah! :D and then he started singing a song i think i heard it before lol but it didnt really ring a bell.
"so have you heard of this song?"
"uhm nope"
-starts singing song-"you sure?"
"uhh maybe. or maybe your singing is too off pitch that's why i can't recognize it"
-.-"....
then chris adds in sth like this "you should be more diplomatic"
"oh how about; your interpretation of the song is so good that i can barely recognize it"
-seemed more angered than before-
-LOL- xD
haha don't worry lah i don't sing well either. so i don't have any right to judge your singing :D and THANKS for being so nice for teaching me sth on the guitar :D YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT. though you STILL haven't told me how long you've been playing it for. ahem ahem.

tmr's NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATION!!! and i'm not looking forward to it. i'm only looking forward to the time we get let off. YUSS.:]

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