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Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 3:17 AM

got another one at mylifeisaverage.com
Today, I saw a drunk guy claim that he was George Washington. When asked for two forms of ID, he pulled out a dollar and a quarter. He wins. MILA<<< LOL?!
Today, my computer told me I didn't have the authority to shut it down. So, I unplugged it. I win. MLIA.<<Today, I adjusted the fry scale at work so the customers get more fries then they paid for. I feel like a crusader for justice. MLIA.<< ._.
Today, I met the guy whose locker is next to mine. He has a British accent. I now have a good reason to wake up and go to school. MLIA <Today, my dad and I had an argument because I didn't pre-wash a bowl before putting it in the dishwasher. He thought the dishwasher couldn't handle a completely dirty bowl, and I disagreed, so we decided to bet on it. I went back before the dishwasher went on and washed the bowl to assure my victory. He has no idea. MLIA.<Today I was eating a cupcake when the phone rang. I panicked and stuffed the entire cupcake into my mouth. I still don't know why I did that. MLIA <Today, while reading iPod insurance information, it said on page thirteen that the plan does not cover, "...lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes." I wondered how often God breaks people's iPods. MLIA <<Today in class my teacher was telling us how we could look at things under the microscope. His words were, "just stick it in there and play around with it." I laughed noticeably loud and half-whispered to my friend, "that's what she said" my teacher heard, laughed and gave me a high five. I can't wait to go back tomorrow. MLIA <<Today, I found a piece of a wrapper, and it said "Fun". I looked on the the back and it said, "Expires September 8." My first day of school is September 8. That's one smart wrapper. MLIA <Today, I was wearing a green polo, while eating a green apple on my walk to class. I passed a guy in a red polo, eating a red apple. We nodded to each other. I feel we connected. MLIA. <<Today I wanted to buy a Where's Waldo book. I couldn't find it anywhere in the bookstore. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA.<<Today, I set my laptop background to a Where's Waldo page. Instead of writing notes on the class lecture, I spent 55 minutes searching for Waldo. The teacher pointed me out as a concentrated and dedicated student. Success. MLIA. <Today, I wore a shirt that said, "Everyone lies." Later, when a boy asked for my name, I gave him a false one. I felt this was okay because I had given him forewarning. MLIA. <<Yesterday, my math teacher said he would treat us like college students. Today, he gave us cookies for getting the right answer on our logic problems. Needless to say, I can't wait for college. MLIA <<Today I bought a mood ring. When I put it on it automatically turned purple. Looking at the instructions sheet it told me that purple means average. MLIA
Today I got my hair cut. I hate salon talk, so I made up an entirely new identity. I told the stylist I am going to Yale and majoring in comedy. She believed me. MLIA.
Today I was being dragged to my brother's college orientation. It was very boring until they announced the full name of the school, Furman University of Christian Knights. Acronyms are awesome. MLIA <

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